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if I don't post it doesn't mean.....

I don't post it doesn't mean I don't write. Sometimes I write on a paper. Everything is not worth posting, like this!

me and blogger are old friends, we have a deep and intimate relationship. WordPress once tried to get in, But I was not able to afford its expenses so had to break up with her. Yeah, So Where was I? Oh, I remember so I and blogger have created many amazing stories. And the main point was to get money out of it. I wrote my first blog on mobile. LOL! It was about wrestling. 

I clicked the blog link again and again and shared it with my friends so That i can get more views and approve Adsense and earn money out of it!

All because I thought google was a noob who created this complex system and they don't know that I am clicking the link again and again. Of course I was a genius at that time. 

So I applied for  Adsense when my blog views were about 1000 and guess what my AdSense was approved and they gave me an extra 1000$ for clicking my own link again and again. LOL I am just spinning the yarn, They rejected me and I was feeling like blogger and me are not going to stay together anymore and we had to breakup. But this was the time when a real writer was born. Now this writer don't write to earn. Instead he writes for satisfaction and storytelling in a pathetic way.

Yeah its me!
 


For "ULTRA PRO MAX NOOBS"

adsense : is a platform who pay people to place ads on their website.
blogger : is a platform for creating blogs


I know you are useless! and not giving anything to the world. Atleast become a sensible cheater. 


Check out the other story of mine "the whole point" - A collaborative research with the PhD students of Stanford and Harvard. 

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